Blonde jokes

Linux for blondes would not be complete with out a few blonde jokes ...

   How do you drown a blonde? Put a miror in the bottom of the swimming pool.

   What do you call two blondes standing side by side? A wind tunnel.

   How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? There is tipex on the screen.

   How do you know another blonde has used the computer? There's writing on the tipex..

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Aeroplane maintenance crews are the least appreciated of all engineers. Here is a list of problems which were reported to them to fix before the next flight, and their solutions! (From Fishtail, Velocette Owners Club Magazine)

Problem: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement

Solution: Almost replaced left inside main tyre. 

Problem: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough

Solution: autoland not installed on this aircraft

Prolem: No. 2 Propeller seeping prop fluid

Solution: No. 2 Propeller seepage normal - no.s 1, 3 and 4 propellers lack normal seepage

Problem: Something loose in cockpit

Solution: Something tightened in cockpit

Problem: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear

Solution: Evidence removed

Problem: DME volume unbelievably loud

Solution: Volume set to a more believable level

Problen: Dead insects on windshield

Solution: Live insects on orer

Problem: Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces  200 fpm descent

Solution: Cannot reproduce problem on ground

Problem: Radio inoperative

Solution: Radio always inoperative in OFF mode

Problem: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick

Solution: That's what they are there fore

Problem: Aircraft handles funny

Solution" Aircraft handles warned to sort themselves out and take their jobs seriously

Problem: Target radar hums

Solution: Reprogrammed Target Radar with correct lyrics

Problem: Number three engion missing

Solution: After brief search number three engine located on starboard wing